Be Careful...

You may become what you do not like.

My driving is becoming suspiciously like a Californian's.

I may call it survival.

I may claim to use my horn in self defense.

I may merge at 65 mph demanding my place in the lane.

I may use all five or six lanes.

I may brake suddenly.

I may mutter under my breath sometimes.

I may pretend I am not like "them".

Though I never, ever roll through a right hand turn.

I never, ever make a stupid move because I miscalculated my destination. I always just try again until I figure out how to get there. I am polite like that.

Obviously my balance is tilted...California is definitely changing the way I drive. But dad, I promise to leave it at the state line :)