All in a Day's Work

And Ron said, "I knew I was in trouble when the biologist picked up the spider and carried it across the road."

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Biological approval for demolition of a dilapidated shed on the job site was required, so the biologist arrived at night to check for bats. Deciding she couldn't see well enough to see the bats, she returned at 7 AM.

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The job site sports a perimeter fence complete with mouse funnels to give the federally endangered salt marsh harvest mouse an exit, but not an entrance to the dangerous job site. Thus the bright signs marking the mouse holes. However, due to the lack of use, management is considering changing the signs to espanol.

The professional monitors of the salt marsh harvest mouse are still seeking a glimpse of the species.

In the meantime, mowing at least 5 feet from the exterior of the fence is necessary to ensure that the mouse does not climb the mustard weed and pole vault onto the job site.

Additionally, the wire cut from the rebar is a mouse hazard, as it lays on the ground the mice could potentially run by and stab themselves to death. Thus a giant magnet alleviates this safety hazard.

In response to the discriminatory treatment, the gophers have carefully created an underground railroad for the salt marsh harvest mouse and pickleweed shrew.