Suburban Housewife

Dad, it is official. I am not completely a suburban housewife. I added oil to the Yukon today BEFORE running the kids to all their activities. I have decided this exempts me, as I don't know a single suburban woman who does that. Of course, she probably didn't have a father that insisted she know how to change oil...or a husband that is equally obsessive, as a matter of fact, generally even her husband doesn't really know how to change oil either...they usually go down the street for that!